BORING!!!

I've been thinking I deserved a night out in clubs with holmes
after my maths P1 exam since i've been doing 7 sets of past year papers a day
for 2 days straight!!!
And summon professor to teach me what i don't understand!
LIKE!!??!?
"what is the domain of f(x)??"
"what is the range of 1/f (x)??"
binomial theorems...
thats it.....
all these hardworks PAID OFF!!!
during exam, kinda piece of cake I would say?
maths = confidence *big big smile*
physics = *roll eyes*
chemistry = at least a B please
THANK YOU PROFESSOR!!!
I WILL TREAT U TONY ROMA ONE DAY LIKE I PROMISED
WHEN YOU SAW ME WALKING OUT FROM THE HOSTEL
and you asked "WOAH!dressed up like that, clubbing ah?!?"

But what has turned out just now is just so unexpected...
I'm immune to everything!!!

I cant drunk,
I drank the 1 and a half jug of beer,
i hold the jug and down it straight with foo!!
a jug of beer is something like 4 small bottles?

I cant get high,
some chick keep dancing or doing a rain dance beside my seat
and at the same time sucking a glowing lollipop
and feeding her friend PIZZAs!!!
what really attracted me and foo was the pizza on your table,
that's it. sorryy glowing lollipops works on your friend not you.

I don't feel like hooking up chicks,
and don't ask why.

But i did help my friend to get the KOREANS!!!
name is... JUBEE!! VIVI or FIFI?? idk and Jessica??
YESH! JOO ZJIN YOU MISSED IT!!!
You know who i'm mentioning right?

What i had inside is the fire to fight!
a brawl, a match, a death match,
the fire to punch that punk's face
sooooooooooooooooooooooo BADLY
THAT HIS FACE EVEN HIS MOTHER WONT LOVE!

staring at me and shum and foo for what??
point fingers at 3 of us for what??
izit because you are so short that I'm taller than you a head?
izit because you so skinny that you jealous of me kinda buffed? XD
izit because your hair looks so stupid that no one likes it??
izit because for few hours you been standing there and no one wanted to dance with you? or not even a glare to you?
izit because the korean girls you wanted to talk to ignored you and talk to us?
izit because my earring is way cooler than yours??
izit because I'm well dressed and you're wearing that fucked up fake Rip Curl tee?
izit because we can dance and you cant?
izit because we can flow with the people around and you cant??
izit because I can down a jug of beer where you can barely drink a glass?
izit because we're hotter than you?
YES IT IS!! YOU PUNK!!! YOU PEE AND LOOK AT YOURSELF!!!
you drug addict!!!
Yeah, sniff more shits and you will feel better.

somemore when I'm guiding Foo and you were behind me!
Wanna dance with me gay boy? go find someone else.
even if im gay, i wont dance with you skinny drug addict!
OH I KNOW!!! You were trying to poke a knife on my back??
OH SORRY!!! I deadlift 150pounds i guess your knife will bent when you try to!
try to lay a punch on my face,
but i guess there are alot of my fist print on your face already.
And you dont have to OI! us when we leave...
That's totally not coolll
noo.. girls don't like that violent act of yours
no wonder you're lonely just now.
feel sorry for you but at the same time i feel great.
a fight? a brawl? a match?
anything goes with you if you wish to,
bare in mind.. here is some rhythm warning before you try chump.

Don't talk about me dogg
And if you doubt me dogg
You better out me dogg
I'm throwed off slightly bro
Don't wanna fight me bro
Im fast as lightning bro
Ya better use ya Nike's bro
I know you don't like me cause
They choose me and not you cause
Your face looks worst than a begger
Ass face don't show me mugs
Cause you don't know me

See, this is why I prefer jazz bar or pubs.
Just to chill with friends and chat,
music is softer and we can hear what others are talking,
not like have to shout beside people's ear in club,
cool aint it?

I HAVE NO MORE FEEELINGS IN CLUBS ANYMORE MAN!!!
All the songs are just soooo boring..
Why not play some Big Bang's??
orrrr Wonder Girls???
nobody nobody but youuu..

I LOST 'YAN SANG LOK CHUI' ALREADY!!!
WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE MYSELF HAPPY!!!
OWNED PRASHANT AND OTHERS IN CS??? BORED OF IT!!! OWNED THEM WAY TOO MUCH!!!
DOTA???? OWNED BY OTHERS WAY TOO MUCH!!!!
ALCOHOL??? HOUSE PARTY~~~ YEAH....

what can i do???
Well basically what i do now is...
study and watch HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!!!
SUIT UP!!!
Bro styleee Yeah!!

p/s : how i hope that little guy did punch me first
so i can slowly torture him...
break his bones...
dislocate his joints...
pull his tongue...
burn his hair..
claw his face...
lastly.... kick his ballss
opps sorry you don't have one, my BAD

p/s 2 : night out doesn't really goes well for me..
Glad that my friend is happy
coz the koreans are there tonight =)
Peace out!